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Wife : Bathroom ke bade pardey lagwa do, Naya Padosi Dekhey ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Santa : Ek Baar use dekh lene do, phir Woh Khud Apnay room mein pardey Laga Lega

What is height of Stupidity?
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Santa looking through a keyhole of a glass door

Wedding Nite –
Dulhan Banta Se : Aaj Mujhey itna khus karo ki mai saari zindagi yaad rakhu
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Banta saari raat usey gud gudi karta raha.

In a party a lady wanted to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Santa and asked him,
Santa Ji SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Santa replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao.