Santa ne scooty li
Friday, December 5th, 2008Santa: Ye Scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo, to main Scooty le aya
Posts Tagged ‘Santa Banta SMS’
Santa Banta SMS – Kaash mei shaadi bhi loan le kar karta
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008Santa bought a car on loan…
He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Santa Banta SMS – Office mei sher aur
Sunday, November 30th, 2008Santa to Banta : Tu To yaar ofice mei bada sher bana rahta hai. Tujhe Ghar mei kya ho jaata hai
Banta : Ghar mei bhi main sher hi rahta hu, bas Durga sawar ho jaati hai
Santa Banta SMS – Do you know swimming
Sunday, November 30th, 2008British Employer to Santa : Do you know swimming ?
Santa : No Sir
British Employer : A Dog is better than you, It swims.
Santa to British Employer 
o you know swimming?
British Employer : Yes
Santa : what is the difference between you and dog?