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Arguing with boss is like wrestling with a pig inthe mud.
After some time, u realizes that u r getting dirty,
but the pig is actually enjoying.

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A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT” in
20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins.

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Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to
college to catch them before this happens.

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Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pehnti hai ?
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Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti he!

When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty &

When a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich

One Girl: Kal Sapne mein Koi Mujhe Chaku se Maar raha tha.

Second Girl: Tu Dar Mat agar Sapne Sach Hote to Mujhe roz Abortion Karwana padta.