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Define breast …

B – Beautiful

R – Round Shaped

E – Equipment

A – Amazingly

S – Soft with

T – Tasty Milk.

Peo Sar Utha Ke

Dabao zor laga ke.

Ek commerce ki ladki kaise gali degi ?

Saale Bounced Cheque,  Dharti pe liability,  Pedaisahi Bad Debt, Insolvent aadmi, Itna maroongi ki Balance Sheet kabhi taaly nahi hogi

Ek kunwari ladki ko bacha ho gaya.

Uske baap ne poocha – yeh kiska bacha hai ?

Ladki – Papa chota chota recharge dalwati thi. Pata nahi kisne ye life time pack dal diya.

General: how u felt in the army?
Lady officer: Very fine,
whole day passes in saying Yes Sir,Yes Sir
& the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!