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2 Aadmi Kabristan mei baithe they. Ek ne kaha

“Ye Log Bade Aaram se Sote Hain ”

Ek Murda qabar se utha or bola
“Kyon naa soyen ye jagah jaan de ke jo hasil ki hai.

Ek Shaam Ek admi ek kabra pei baitha tha.

To ek chalte huye musafir ne us se pucha dar nahin lagta ?

Kabra pe baithe huve aami ne kaha “darne ki kya bat hai ? Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

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Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.

Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?

Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.

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