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Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Ek commerce ki ladki kaise gali degi ?

Saale Bounced Cheque, Dharti pe liability, Pedaisahi Bad Debt, Insolvent aadmi, Itna maroongi ki Balance Sheet kabhi taaly nahi hogi

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Lady – Mujhe tennis sikhna hai

Coach – Kyo nahi, aap racket ko aise pakado jaise pati ka pakadati ho

Lady – Ok

Coach – Oh No Madam, racket ko mooh se nikalo.

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Sachcha Deshpremi Kaun Hai ?

Guess …

The 1 who seats on the western toilet in Indian Style.

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Gabbar – Aaj maine Basanti ko nahate huye dekha

Viru – Kutte, kamine mei tera khun pi jaaonga

Gabbar – Are gadhe mei naha raha tha aur Basanti jaa rahi thi.

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