Define Bre + ast …
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009Define breast …
B – Beautiful
R – Round Shaped
E – Equipment
A – Amazingly
S – Soft with
T – Tasty Milk.
Peo Sar Utha Ke
Dabao zor laga ke.
Posts Tagged ‘Funny SMS’
New Bra invented
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009A scientist wanted 2 develop a bra dat stops women’s boons bounce while running and didn’t show nipples when wet.
Do not panic … we have killed day bastard.
Naya kutta …
Monday, September 21st, 2009Dog 1 – Mei is area mei naya naya hu, mujhe yaha k kutto k sardar se milna hai
Dog 2 – sSSShhhh, Chup raho, Aawaz mat karo, Sardar msg padh rahe hai 
Sign board of a doctor
Sunday, September 20th, 2009Dr. Chopra a psycotherapist wanted his sign board painted out side his clinic.
He got Banta painter who painted
DR. CHOPRA PSYCO THE RAPIST