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Q: How is a man like a microwave oven?

A: Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds

suhagraat K Baad

Pati-Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui
Patni-Nahi.. Bahut Mazaa Aaya,
Dard To Tab Hota Tha Jab Mai School Me Thi…..

Lady-Dr.Mera HOLE bahut bada hai.
Dr.HOLE dekh kar-ye to gufa hai, gufa hai, gufa hai,
Lady (gusse me- isme 3bar bolne ki kya jarurat hai ?
Dr: latkhor awAz gunj rahi hai.

Hindi k Teacher ne Medical Store Pe Sharmate Huye Condom Manga.

Ek Virya Rodhak Chiknaai Yukt Yoni Bhedak Prajanan Virodhi Ling Kavach Dena.