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Know her profession

Lalit — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 05:35:31 +0000

A man tried to guess the profession on his date by her bedroom performance.

Man: I think she’s school teacher!

Friend: Why?

Man: That’s because she said,’do it over and over until you get it right’.

Lalit — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 05:35:16 +0000

Q: Why did God creat man before woman?

A: He didn’t want anyone to nag him

Lalit — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 05:35:15 +0000

Q: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

A: Just when it’s getting interesting,they’re finished until next time.

Lalit — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 05:35:01 +0000

Men come in three sizes: small,medium,and oooohhh yesss!