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Bus mei khaddi Banto : Aji ye aadmi mere blouse mei haath daal raha hai.

Santa : daalne de use kya pata tera purse to mere paas hai…!

Wife : Mujhe mere pati se divorce chahiye

Lawyer : Magar tumhara patti to kabaddi ka champion hai

Wife : Yahi to Problem hai, sala kamina sirf haath laga kar bhag jaata hai.

A beautiful young woman gets out of the shower, wraps a towel around her and tells her husband that he can get in the shower. As he enters the shower, the doorbell rings.

The wife says she’ll get the door and goes downstairs.

When she opens the door, she sees her neighbour, Bill, whose mouth opens wide at the sight of her shimmering form.

He pulls out two one hundred dollar bills and tells her that they are hers if she will just let the towel fall to her waist.

She thinks why not and drops the towel down and takes the money.

Bill gasps at the sight and shows her two more hundreds and offers them if she will just let the towel go altogether.

She thinks she has come this far so what the heck and drops the towel to the ground.

Bill looks for a minute, thanks her and leaves.

When she got back upstairs, her husband had completed his shower and asks her who was at the door. She says just Bill.

The husband replies, “Did he say anything about the $400 he owes me?”

Zoo me hathi ka **** dekh ke pappu bola : Mummy ye kya hai ?

Mummy : Kuch nahi hai

Turant Papa ne bola : Dekha beta teri mummy ke liye hathi ka bhi kuch nahi hai