A man made a call to hospital to Enquire about his Pregnent Wife
But the call went to a cricket stadium
He asked what is the condition
He died after what he heard…
“7 Are already out
3 More will be out hopefully by lunch
The first one was a duck…!!!”
Man come home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says “If you behave like this,
you will lose ALL your friend
Husband : Darling , years ago you had a figure like coke bottle
Wife : Yes Darling i still do ..0nly difference is earlier it wuz 250 ml and now its 1.5 litre
What is the difference between STRESS, TENSION & PANIC ?
STRESS is when your Wife is Pregnant,
TENSION is when your Girlfriend is Pregnant.
PANIC is when Both are Pregnant!