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What is height of Stupidity?
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Santa looking through a keyhole of a glass door

Wedding Nite –
Dulhan Banta Se : Aaj Mujhey itna khus karo ki mai saari zindagi yaad rakhu
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Banta saari raat usey gud gudi karta raha.

In a party a lady wanted to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Santa and asked him,
Santa Ji SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Santa replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao.

Can you lend me Please Rs 2000 ?
I really need it. Please help me out,
I know you have it, i wil return it.
santa asks to ATM machine ?