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Santa bought a car on loan…

He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

Santa: If I knew this,

I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Santa to Banta : Tu To yaar ofice mei bada sher bana rahta hai. Tujhe Ghar mei kya ho jaata hai

Banta : Ghar mei bhi main sher hi rahta hu, bas Durga sawar ho jaati hai

British Employer to Santa : Do you know swimming ?
Santa : No Sir
British Employer : A Dog is better than you, It swims.
Santa to British Employer o you know swimming?
British Employer : Yes
Santa : what is the difference between you and dog?

Wife : Bathroom ke bade pardey lagwa do, Naya Padosi Dekhey ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Santa : Ek Baar use dekh lene do, phir Woh Khud Apnay room mein pardey Laga Lega