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Dr. Chopra a psycotherapist wanted his sign board painted out side his clinic.

He got Banta painter who painted

DR. CHOPRA PSYCO  THE  RAPIST

Santa - Mujhe shak hai ki meri biwi ki chaddi tere bedroom mei hai.

Banta - Lekin bhabhi chaddi kaha pahanti hai

Santa - Are haan, sorry yaar, faltu hi tujh pe mei shak kar raha tha.

Santa & Banta were sitting outside a clinic.
Santa was crying like anything.
So Banta asked:”Why are you crying?”
Santa replied: “I came here for blood test”
Banta:” So? Are you afraid?”
Santa:”No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”
Hearing this Banta started crying.
Santa was astonished and asked Banta: “Why are you crying?” Banta replied: “I have come for my urine test.”

Santa: Ye Scooty kab li

Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo, to main Scooty le aya