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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

Umh, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.