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Q – Why do guys find it very difficult to make eye contact?

Ans – Because breasts don’t have eyes.

Guy : Tum gaana bahut achcha gaati ho.

Girl : Nahi, mein to sirf ek bathroom singer hi hoon.

Guy : To kabhi bathroom mei bulao naa, saath mei mahfil jamayenge.

Guys are like… parking spots. All the good ones are taken and what’s left is handicapped.

Guys are like… used cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Guys are like… vacations. They never seem to be long enough.

Guy : How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Girl : Unfertilized.