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Guys are like coffee… the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

Guys are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Guys are like laxatives… they irritate the shit out of you.

A Guy is like a snowstorm… you never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long he will last.

A Guy was asked: Do u talk to your girl friend after sex?

Guy answer: Depends, if I can find a telephone nearby