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Q: How is a man like a microwave oven?

A: Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, A button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, And the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the Doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door Handle came off in my hand.
Now I’m afraid to pee.

One Guy : what is the example of true bravery?

Second Guy : when you are suffering from serious loose motions and still take a chance to fart

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?

A. So guys can remember them.