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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

Guys are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Guys are like laxatives… they irritate the shit out of you.

A Guy is like a snowstorm… you never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long he will last.

A Guy was asked: Do u talk to your girl friend after sex?

Guy answer: Depends, if I can find a telephone nearby

Q - Why do guys find it very difficult to make eye contact?

Ans - Because breasts don’t have eyes.