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This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, A button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, And the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the Doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door Handle came off in my hand.
Now I’m afraid to pee.

One Guy : what is the example of true bravery?

Second Guy : when you are suffering from serious loose motions and still take a chance to fart

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?

A. So guys can remember them.

Guys are like coffee… the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.