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The new question the tailors are asking while stitching trousers since gays are legal ?

Sir, zip aage lagaoon yaa peeche ?

Patient – Doctor Saab pichle 15 dino se saas ko lene mei pareshaani ho rahi hai
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Doctor – Thik hai agle 15 din saas ko choro aur Saali ko lo

Lady – My MC coming brown colour. Is there any infection ?

Doctor – How many times you sleep with male

Lady – Once in a year

Doctor – Infection nahi jang laga hai

4 Dogs enjoying a bitch together very hard.

Pass mein 1 aunty khadi thi woh rone lagi

Bacche ne puchha kya hua aunty ?

Aunty – Kuch nahi beta – COLLEGE KE DIN YAAD AA GAYE