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Ek kunwari ladki ko bacha ho gaya.

Uske baap ne poocha – yeh kiska bacha hai ?

Ladki – Papa chota chota recharge dalwati thi. Pata nahi kisne ye life time pack dal diya.

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Pamela, a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, ‘I’m sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don’t tell your mother.’

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother.

‘Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn’t tell you.’ His mother smiling said to him, ‘Don’t worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You’re not his son !!

A girl asked plastic surgeon to make another hole for her.

Surgeon surprised & asked why ?

Girl – Business is good so opening a new branch.

ECONOMIC TEACHER – Give an example of “Complete business failure due to professional negligence ?”

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STUDENT – A pregnant prostitute.