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Define breast …

B - Beautiful

R - Round Shaped

E - Equipment

A - Amazingly

S - Soft with

T - Tasty Milk.

Peo Sar Utha Ke

Dabao zor laga ke.

A scientist wanted 2 develop a bra dat stops women’s boons bounce while running and didn’t show nipples when wet.

Do not panic … we have killed day bastard.

Lady - Mujhe tennis sikhna hai

Coach - Kyo nahi, aap racket ko aise pakado jaise pati ka pakadati ho

Lady - Ok

Coach - Oh No Madam, racket ko mooh se nikalo.

Ek kunwari ladki ko bacha ho gaya.

Uske baap ne poocha - yeh kiska bacha hai ?

Ladki - Papa chota chota recharge dalwati thi. Pata nahi kisne ye life time pack dal diya.