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Q: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

A: Just when it’s getting interesting,they’re finished until next time.

Define breast …

B – Beautiful

R – Round Shaped

E – Equipment

A – Amazingly

S – Soft with

T – Tasty Milk.

Peo Sar Utha Ke

Dabao zor laga ke.

A scientist wanted 2 develop a bra dat stops women’s boons bounce while running and didn’t show nipples when wet.

Do not panic … we have killed day bastard.

Lady – Mujhe tennis sikhna hai

Coach – Kyo nahi, aap racket ko aise pakado jaise pati ka pakadati ho

Lady – Ok

Coach – Oh No Madam, racket ko mooh se nikalo.