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Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?

Latest way to propose a girl.
Boy: excuse me…!
Girl: Yes…!
Boy: mere hone wale bachon ki taraf se apko
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY………..

Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.

One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother