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Hindi k Teacher ne Medical Store Pe Sharmate Huye Condom Manga.

Ek Virya Rodhak Chiknaai Yukt Yoni Bhedak Prajanan Virodhi Ling Kavach Dena.

Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!

A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p

Definition of Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!