Archive for the ‘Naughty SMS’ Category

man like a soap opera

Monday, November 29th, 2010

Q: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

A: Just when it’s getting interesting,they’re finished until next time.

Three sizes of men …

Sunday, November 28th, 2010

Men come in three sizes: small,medium,and oooohhh yesss!

suhagraat K Baad

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

suhagraat K Baad

Pati-Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui
Patni-Nahi.. Bahut Mazaa Aaya,
Dard To Tab Hota Tha Jab Mai School Me Thi…..

Lady- Dr. Mera HOLE bahut bada hai.

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

Lady-Dr.Mera HOLE bahut bada hai.
Dr.HOLE dekh kar-ye to gufa hai, gufa hai, gufa hai,
Lady (gusse me- isme 3bar bolne ki kya jarurat hai ?
Dr: latkhor awAz gunj rahi hai.