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A man kills deer and …

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

A man kills deer , cook it and does not kids tell what it it. He gave clue “Its what your mom calls me (dear).

Son Screams – “Koi mat khana ye KUTTA hai.”

Teacher : What is your caste ?

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Teacher : What is your caste ?

Student : Pahle to hum Rajput they, phir brahamn huye aur ab sardar hai. Aage mummy ki marzi.

5 + 5 = 11 !!

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Teacher : 5 + 5, How much ??

Student : Started counting his fingers …

Teacher Shouted : No Counting Fingers …

Student : Put his finger in his pant pocket, counted inside and shouted 5+5 = 11 !!

Innocence definition of Love

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

An innocent definition of love by a small kid – “Loves when mom makes coffee for daddy and takes a sip before giving to him, just to make sure it tastes ok !! “