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A kid asked a call girl:aunty u have luxurious car , big bunglow, heavy bank balance. What is your business.

Call girl :bas beta ek chota sa {“HOLE SALE”} ka business hai.

Bunty : Aunty, mummy ne sugar mangi hai.

Aunty Sugar dene ke baat poochi : “acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Bunty :Agar woh kamini na de, to Honey aunty se lay aana.

A family saw a “sholay” movie, came back home and husband

romantically said to wife :
“naach basanti naach”

Child added: “basanti iss kuttay keh saamne mat naachna

As the thief was leaving the house, the kid woke up and said to thief -

“Mera school bag bhi le kar jao nahi to mummu to utha doonga”