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Mom to a kid : Jo bachy thumb choostay hain,
unka pait phool jata hai,
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Ek din bache ne ek pregnant aunty ko dekha aur kaha,
Mujhe pata hai ki Aap kya choosti ho…

A kid wrote to Banta : “Please send me a younger brother”

Banta : “Send me your mother”

A student was asked to write a sign board for traffic rules near the school campus.

He wrote “Drive carefully, dont kill students, wait for the teachers.”

Kid : Papa ek Glass paani de do

Father : khud ley lo

Kid : Please dey do naa

Father : Ab maanga to thapad maaroon gaa

Kid : thapad maarne aao to paani lete aa na