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Bank Manager asks pyare mohan – What is cyclone

Pyaremohan – It is a smallest loan given by the bank to purchase a cycle.

Define breast …

B – Beautiful

R – Round Shaped

E – Equipment

A – Amazingly

S – Soft with

T – Tasty Milk.

Peo Sar Utha Ke

Dabao zor laga ke.

A scientist wanted 2 develop a bra dat stops women’s boons bounce while running and didn’t show nipples when wet.

Do not panic … we have killed day bastard.

Dog 1 – Mei is area mei naya naya hu, mujhe yaha k kutto k sardar se milna hai

Dog 2 – sSSShhhh, Chup raho, Aawaz mat karo, Sardar msg padh rahe hai