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A man tried to guess the profession on his date by her bedroom performance.

Man: I think she’s school teacher!

Friend: Why?

Man: That’s because she said,’do it over and over until you get it right’.

Q: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

A: Just when it’s getting interesting,they’re finished until next time.

Men come in three sizes: small,medium,and oooohhh yesss!

Q: How is a man like a microwave oven?

A: Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds