Archive for the ‘Friend’s Leg Pulling SMS’ Category

Ek kudi akeli jaa rahi thi … !!

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Ek kudi akele jaa rahi thi, ek munda saamne se aa raha tha. Dono bilkul paas aa gaye, munda side ho gaya kudi side se chali gayi.

Moral of the story – Har koi teri tarah kamina nahi hota.

Paanchvi paas aur aap kaa naam … !!

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Paanchi paas mei Shahrukh Khan ne mujhse poocha – India mei aisa kaun hai jo 15 din mei ek baar Nahata hai ?

By God maine 5 crore thukra diye magar aap ka naam nahi liya.

Itne paise mei aisa hi milega … !!

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart and intelligent friend.

Than god gifted me you and said -

“ITNE PAISE MEI AISA HI MILEGA.”

Sab Pichle janam kaa paap hai

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Bhagwan ne chalte chalte mujhse apne dost kaa naam poocha to maine tumahara naam bol diya. Bhagwan dhire se bole sab pichle janam ke paapo ka nateeja hai.