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Dog 1 - Mei is area mei naya naya hu, mujhe yaha k kutto k sardar se milna hai

Dog 2 - sSSShhhh, Chup raho, Aawaz mat karo, Sardar msg padh rahe hai

Cute Secretary came angrily out of Boss Cabin.

Colleague - What happened ?

Secretary - He asked, r u free tonight ?

I said YES and Rascal gave me 50 pages to type.

Arguing with boss is like wrestling with a pig inthe mud.
After some time, u realizes that u r getting dirty,
but the pig is actually enjoying.

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A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT” in
20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins.

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Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to
college to catch them before this happens.

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