10 Reasons why handgun is better than wife.
10 – You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
9 – You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
8 – If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7 – Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
6 – Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.
5 – A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
4 – Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3 – A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
2 – A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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