Funny SMS

Whan i call u,
1 ring means i’m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i’m missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?

Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari khel rahe the

GIRLS ne kaha “hum tumhe haraa k dikhayenge”…

BOYS bole…. “hum haar gaye ab dikhao”

Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA

New Girl friend : No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power